'One Hundred Cows to Marry Meloni'

The insane proposal comes from the general Muhoozi Kainerugaba, the commander of the Ugandan Land Armed Forces. 

In his post, where he attached a photo of Giorgia Meloni, the general wondered: “How much cows can the next Italian prime minister be worth?” to then answer immediately after “at least 100 cows of the Ankole breed”.

“If you don’t accept we will invade Italy” – General Muhoozi Kainerugaba continued amused in his tweets, so much so that at one point he also socialized the photos of his meeting with the Italian ambassador Massimiliano Mazzanti, describing it as the negotiating table for the bride Giorgia Meloni. But then exaggerate given that a tweet even appeared in which he jokingly stated that “if she (Giorgia Meloni) does not accept the homage, she will have to invade Italy to wash away the insult”. However, someone must have pointed out to him that the message could have created some diplomatic friction and so the general decided to delete it. But the offer of the 100 cows, that is not, is still valid. But who is this general?

This is the only child of the current one self-proclaimed president Yoweri Musuveni. In power since 1986 when his army occupied the capital Kampala, Musuveni has long announced that in a few years he will leave power to his heir. The general sarcastically writes that offering this type of cow means making an important gift, as the Ankole breed with the “big horns” has always been considered a prized breed of Central African cattle. He then continues with other mocking words, adding: “For my Italian friends, Ankole cows are the most beautiful on earth. Do I know that Europeans give to girls who love flowers? I never understood it. In our culture you give a girl like a cow ”.

I fully understand that the general cannot understand how the European man can pay homage to his woman with a flower, but I am here ready to inform him about the reasons for the gesture. As she chooses the “cows”, we choose the “flowers”. The symbolic meanings are distinctly different. It is useless to be “fake fools” ignoring the clear sexual and materialist allusion, not to say “sexist” of this association between cow and woman, among other things cloying and in bad taste. Furthermore, the “bullying” implied in certain statements is clear and clear, which in the end result in a clumsy attempt to make irony. In any case, I would like to remind you that from the point of view of the “myth”, the Italian and Western man has always been associated with great seductive abilities, precisely because of his class, his elegance and the ability to respect women, especially when they hold an institutional position.

Western man has his own tradition of paying homage to his woman. Official engagement is a tradition that has its own etiquette. Although it has become a bit out of use (in its most traditional meaning), it always represents a very important moment in the life of a couple. A historical tradition that therefore includes a whole series of behaviors and gestures that many consider futile or dated but which have their own logic and reason, among these we find the gift of flowers, generally white and donated together with the ring during the ceremony. the white flower represents the gift of “light” to the woman who will no longer be alone, but guarded by man. The sign of enlightenment makes not only the woman, but also the man more and more aware that from that moment they will not be two divided people, but “one”, that is a single person connected to the light, where the more animal instincts connected to the impulses uncontrolled, they will be well directed towards procreation and a high profile vision of reality and of the society in which one lives.

I think this is enough for the general to understand the difference in gifts between “cows and flowers”. But I remain available for a new update. Excuse me general if I can not follow the laughter of the vulgar, but the woman for my culture must be protected, respected and loved like other men. Furthermore, I expect from those who hold power a certain form, accompanied by the substance in giving answers to the peoples of the world forced to suffer wars, pandemics and perhaps soon even hunger because of the economic catastrophe at the gates. This is not the correct way to do politics. Never before has it been necessary to start from a cultural regeneration of peoples.

(Source: Italy 24 News)